Church Times - with front cover a full page shot of the ubiquitous Cheryl Cole. This, apparently not an attempt to boost flagging circulation, but rather to flag up an article about our modern cult of celebrity - or [pop] idol worship.
The article was a snappy one by Pete Ward and had a rather neat hookline that ran along the lines of:
"Cheryl Cole may be omnipresent but she is not the ground of anyone's being."
Marvellous - pop idol meets Paul Tillich - happy days! :)