Sunday, 19 September 2010


Today be
International Talk Like a Pirate Day mateys.
So sit ye doon and lookie: here be pirate joke treasurrrre...
oh, and quite a cheery wee cupcake to celebrate with as well ... *ahem*... arrrrrr!!!

What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!! 
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
How do pirates solve their differences?
How do pirates communicate with dogs?
Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!! 
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!! 
What do pirates put on toast?
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
and to finish with an historical nod:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
Do carry on...

1 comment:

Sharon said...

You definitely got my attention! That was followed by a few good chuckles. Thanks!