Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Today be
International Talk Like a Pirate Day mateys.
So sit ye doon and lookie: here be pirate joke treasurrrre...
oh, and quite a cheery wee cupcake to celebrate with as well ... *ahem*... arrrrrr!!!

What is a pirate's favorite prayer?

The ARRRRrrr Father!! 

 

Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?

The registraRRRRRRRRGH!

 

How do pirates solve their differences?

ARRRRrrrrrrbitration! 

 

How do pirates communicate with dogs?

Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!! 

 

What do Jamaican pirates listen to?

Bob MaRRRRRley!! 

 

What do pirates put on toast?

Marrrrmalade!!! 

 

What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?

DraculARRRR 

 

and to finish with an historical nod:

What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?

His ARRRRCHIVES! 

 

 

Do carry on...