To be sung to the tune of "Jesus Loves Me"(Revised Church Hymnary, 1927, Hymn no. 660)
"I'm predestined! This I know:
Church of Scotland tells me so.
Hell is with poor sinners crammed -
I am saved, but they are damned.
Yes! I'm predestined!
Yes! I'm predestined!
Yes! I'm predestined!
The Kirk it tells me so!"
*with thanks to the lovely RA for this one!*
Predestination defined -
predestination: alighting from the train one stop too soon
double predestination: doing the same thing the next day.
1 comment:
You are just too crazy - and, much more like this and you'll be going to the burny place!! :) LOL
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