Wotcha gonna do?
Indeed, WWJKD? [what would John Knox do]
Well, first, eat cake... courtesy of the excellent 'Apocalypse Bakery'
And second, write a hymn for the faithful to sing whilst fighting.
[Me? Thesis avoiding? What gave you that impression??!]
[to the tune of 'Courage Brother, do not Stumble' see cyberhymnal. Inclusive zombie language version.]
Courage, sister, do not stumble,
Though the zombies cause you fright;
There’s a star to guide the fearful:
...Trust in God and do the right.
Tho' their moans of 'brainz' be scary,
As they stagger into sight,
Fight them bravely; strong or weary,
Trust in God, trust in God,
Trust in God you'll be alright.
Some will hate thee, some will thump thee,
Some will splatter, when you fight;
Fling a pan, or fling a p.c.:
Trust in God and do the right.
The brain-dead undead need a hiding,
O fight the fiends with all your might,
Fear not the frenzied zombies biting,
Trust in God, trust in God,
Trust in God you'll be alright.
1 comment:
It's fine, so long as you have a vinyl collection. Throw the ones you don't like and/or are embarassing at the zombie's head. That'll destroy the brain and you can then follow Spot's plan...I really hope he replies with he stategy for a zombie attack. It's sacrily detailed...
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